Then come the Sages. It's not yet discovered why are they giving a questioning call upon water shortage, since they are most aware of every happening in their vicinity. You can give them any explanation, they'll make you sure what you said is simply impossible. The issue you refer to can not exist, and even if it could (but again, it can't) that would have nothing to do with their problem. They're fond of offering to dispatch a TV channel to expose the Stone Age service we provide, or to send letters to the company HQ. I usually express my sincere sympathy for doing such funny things, but oddly, it ends up in some resigned frustration.
And at last, this aristocracy has its decadent part, too, but local gentry are not as entertaining as one would suppose them to be. They're not spending their fortunes on goose liver, playing cards, stockpiling walking sticks, but on phone abuse. They are after this passion of theirs only when a malfunction occurs, just to avoid getting suspicious. Then, they almost convince you about their desperate dissatisfaction about Water, The Universe, and Everything, they blame you so authentically that you would love to believe them, but you certainly won’t.
The performance gets quite drowsy after a little while, so you should remain jolly anyway, as if you have never noticed they are trying to be angry. Then, realizing they failed to be the funnier guy, they get embarrassed and quit talking very quickly.
They forget the first lesson of phone abusers: never with a dispatcher or a receptionist!
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